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| Dear Club Husband,
I was surprised at talking to my fishing buddies to learn that out of seven of them - only two have wives who perform oral sex on them and even then not'all the way!' Now my wife is pretty good at giving me orgasms with her tongue and I told her about the other husbands and she was surprised too and I jokingly said she should offer a neccesary service to under-priviledged husbands and she seemed to like the idea and asked how much she could charge or would it be a voluntary service! Then she said maybe the service should be extended to stressed businessmen during office hours under the desk (she works in an office) and to friends and neighbours. I thought she was joking but now she has actually asked to come on the next fishing trip with me for the first time ever! She knows we have a lot of beers and I know how horny she gets with alcohol - I wonder if she wants to take up the service for real? I told my buddies and they are really keen (surprise!) - I find the idea a bit erotic - what shall I do - refuse or take a camera? The next trip is in two weeks and I think of it every time she goes down on me and I struggle not to 'go-off' straight away! Signed John |
Dear John,
First things first - ClubHusband.com is looking for a woman to work in the office if your wife is interested. It is a very stressful atmosphere and we think a little "help" may make it more relaxing.
Now onto your problem; If she was to do it, it should be both voluntary and income producing in the office.
Now onto your friends. As we understand five out of seven of your fishing budies are missing out on completing their fun. Now you could be a good friend and let your wife "relax" them. We are more of the, give a man a fish and he eats today, teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
On your next fishing trip let your wife attend. Also invite all the other wives. Then with your wife's help, teach your five deprived friends how you coax your wife to finish the act. If needed show them with their wives proper grip,the right time to thrust and other tips and tricks. Hands on teaching we feel would be beneficial to helping the other wives learn. Don't be afraid to show them over and over again until they understand.
One last thing DO bring the camera and send us pictures. We can't use it on the site but we would love to see our advice (the wives) in action.
Dave
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