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Dear Club Husband,

I bought my wife a sweater for Christmas. I can tell she hates it but won't take it back. Should I take it back myself or just let her suffer through wearing it when I insist.

                                                                    Sweating It Out

Dear Sweat,

You need to take back that sweater it was your mistake so of course the proceeds from the return is yours too. If you do want to use your new found beer money on something for her I suggest buying her the Quick Release Cami/G-String Set . That way if she doesn't like it it won't be on for long!

                                                                            Dave

Dear Club Husband, My children won't quit standing in front of the television during football games. To make matters worse my wife won't get out of the way during those GIRLS GONE WILD commercials. What can I do?                                                                 Glued to the couch Dear glued, Have you tried a sling shot and some frozen peas. This is a win win for you because after you have taught them a few manners you can shoot your empties off the television during boring halftime shows.                                                                              Dave

Dear Club Husband,

I'm afraid I'm not measuring up in the bedroom. Can you recommend a penis lengthener for me?

                                                                          Shorty

Dear Shorty,

If I were you I would not go around advertising my short comings. If you really need help click here I'm sure it will take care of all your problems.

                                                                             Dave

Dear Club Husband,

It's hunting season and my wife won't quit nagging me about going out in the woods every day. What can I do?

                                                              Husband and Hunter

Dear Hunter,

You might try killing a deer. If you aren't able to do this you have two other choices. One, become a man and tell her to take off her shoes and get in the kitchen. Or two, buy her a fur coat and take her with you.

                                                                         Dave

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