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Dear Club Husband, Why is it my job to shovel the sidewalks?                                                                       Sore Back and Cold Toes Dear Sore, It is your job because you are a man and that's what we do. We shovel walks and take out the trash. But a better reason is because it's her job to warm your toes and massage that sore back. If you get real lucky she might massage your front too!                                                                                    Dave

Dear Club Husband,

My wife insists on sitting on the couch wrapped in a blanket and complaining about the house being cold. Should I give in and turn up the thermostat or make her suffer.

                                                                                            Warm Enough

Dear Warm,

Are you a moron or do you just play one on Club Husband? She wants the heat turned up but not with the thermostat. Crawl under that blanket and yes, make her suffer!

                                                                                                      Dave

Dear Club Husband,

My wife wants me to go shopping with her today but I want to stay home and watch football. What can I say that will convince her to let me stay home?

                                                                                    Football Fan

Dear Foot,

How about something like-I'll be right here on the couch if you need someone to eat the snacks I expect you to buy while you are out. Don't forget the beer! Football makes me thirsty. -Something like that should work fine.

                                                                                                J Pat

Dear Club Husband,

I have a bet with my wife that the Titans will beat the Raiders. Do you have any ideas on what we could wager besides money.

                                                                                    Cheap Gambler

Dear Cheap,

I would bet her that the winner gets to have wild hair pulling , ride 'em cowboy sex with the loser.

                                                                                                 Dave

Dear Club Husband,

My wife is always complaining about me drinking too much beer. What can I do to get her to shut up?

                                                                                 Beer Boy

Dear Boy

You could put on a dress and a bonnet and quit drinking beer. Other than that try burping real loud everytime she speaks until she realizes it's futile to open her yap.

                                                                                                Dave

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