If big manly women aren't your thing maybe we would consider Shania Twain
or Jessica Simpson. Dave and I would be glad to ponder either one of those
hotties. Just remember you need a reason and a quote or we will supply
them for you. Nobody really wants that, do they?
NAME
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Send nominations to
member@clubhusband.com
Reason for membership
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Quote
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| Dale Earnhardt Junior |
Do you really have to ask? |
"That ain't crap! My Daddy won ten." |
| Dave |
Co-founder of Club Husband.Com |
"If my wife was a little quicker I could get my
work done" |
| J Pat |
Co-founder of Club Husband.Com |
"Would you like to see my prime rib?" |
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| Dennis |
Been a husband three times. Bound to get it right sooner or later. |
If at first you don't succeed....... |
| Bill Gates |
Richest man in the world |
"Wannna laugh at my pocket protector now?" |
| Ron Jeremy |
adult movie star |
"I may be ugly but I've had Jenna Jameson" |
| Mutt Lange |
Husband of Shania Twain |
"It is good to be me" |
| Boston Mike |
America's foremost expert on women's breasts |
"Women never look as good as they do when they are rubbing up against another
woman." |
| Howard Stern |
most creative male mind in America |
'everyone loves a class clown" |
| Tim "the tool man" Taylor |
"the tool man" says it all! |
"ahr ahr ahr ahr"........................ |
| Al Bundy |
Presiding President of "No Ma'am" |
"Lets rock" |
| Hank Hill |
Landscaper Extraordinaire |
"I sell propane and propane accessories" |
| Doug Heffernan(The King of Queens) |
sleeps with
Leah
Remini every Monday night |
"Gimme that pop tart" |
| Andy Sipowicz |
If you needed backup who would you call? |
"hold my watch junior" |
| Tony Soprano |
Tony don't need no stinkin' reason |
"Bada Bing" |
| Tim McGraw |
Son of a major league baseball player (Tug McGraw) |
"I have Faith and my Faith is good!" |
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Stone Cold Steve Austin |
Meanest S.O.B. in Texas |
"That's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so." |
| Hugh Hefner |
Do you really have to ask? |
"Trust me I won't show the pictures to anyone." |
Homer Simpson |
He was sponsored by Hank Hill |
"Doh" |
| David Letterman |
King of Late Night |
"Jay can bite my top ten " |
| Bill |
He's married to the June "wife of the month" |
Tongues off her guys! She's Mine! |
| Adam Carolla |
co founder of "The Man Show" |
" here's the Juggies" |
| Jimmy Kimmel |
claims to be co founder of "The Man Show" |
"Here's girls jumping on trampolines" |
| Toby Keith |
He says what he feels and he feels what he says. |
We'll put a boot in their ass, it's the American way". |
| Jesse Ventura |
Former wrestler and Navy SEAL,current Governor of Minnesota |
If you can put 2 rounds into the same hole from 25 meters, that’s
gun control! |
| Elvis |
The King of Rock and Roll |
I'll be right back I gotta take a crap. |
| Nolan Ryan |
The Strikeout King |
You can't hit what you can't see! |
| Robert DeNiro |
Played young Vito Corleone |
Are you talkin' to me? |
| Marlon Brando |
Played old Vito |
I'll make them an offer they can't refuse. |
| Howard Hughes |
Designed an underwire bra for Jane Russell |
One in the bush is worth two in the hand. |
| TRACY BYRD |
Any friend of Jose's is a friend of mine. |
"After 10 rounds of Jose Cuervo I lost count and started countin' again". |
