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A man was driving along a country-side road and his front tire went flat
and he drove into a ditch. A farmer who lived near by asked if his horse
could pull his truck out. The old farmer hitched up the horse, Flame, and
yelled out, "Pull Scout, Pull!!!" The horse did nothing. Then he yelled out
again, "Go Lightning, go!" The horse stood still. Then he yelled for the
final time, "Pull, Flame, pull!!" And the horse pulled the truck out of the
ditch. The man thanked the farmer but couldn't help but asking. Then he asked,
"Why did you call out 2 names before his?" The farmer replied, "Well, Flame
is blind and if he knew that he was the only horse there, he wouldn't have
budged."
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