When I was a kid Winter and Spring were seasons now they seem to be alternating days. Yesterday was Winter, today its 75 degrees. Is it caused by Global Warming? I didn’t pay enough attention in Science class to answer that question but something seems amiss.
My expensive ornamental grass (I didn’t buy it – it came with the house) sprouts one day then it’s limp the next. It looks like an old man on a regiment of semi daily doses of Viagra. Is this caused by man made means? I doubt it but again I tried to nap during ecology and similar boring high school courses. How else could I have maintained my near 200 bowling average? It takes rest to be an athlete or even a bowler.
How could pumping the atmosphere with pollutants for 150 years affect the air?
That’s ridiculous!
Just because we have turned the blue skies of America into reddish brown, I don’t see how this could possibly affect the weather. Maybe the Mayans knew this?
After all, wasn’t those half dressed mathematical geniuses from Mexico who predicted this year would the last year of the Earth as we know it? Maybe they, as some people say, had extra terrestrial help and knew the future because they had seen the past of other planets. They knew man would eventually find oil, invent propulsion fueled by it and fill the atmosphere with it’s smoky bi product – polution.
Being the math geniuses they were maybe they could calculate total capacity of man’s stupidity and successfully predict the end of the planet.
All I know, as I think of about why I needed a parka yesterday but today I don’t need a shirt. Don’t worry, fear of being savaged by middle age spread attracted female hotties I wore one, I wish I would of stayed awake during Science and Anthropology.
Sure it would of killed my bowling scores but maybe I could of saved the planet.
Again that’s assuming, a planet this filled with denial ridden morons is worth saving.
Your right! My score was the way to go!
