Wrestling with Chris

It seems that Size Matters as the two Gigantic Superstars konwn as Big Show and The Undertaker! In the ECW Main Event Big Show simply dominated The Deadman, easily knocking him off his feet witih headbutts and big boots! Late in the match Taker showed some life as he went oldschool and looked like he might actually pick up the win. This was not to happen! When I said Size matters earlier I meant 2 > 1. This Equation was true as The Great Khali came out and together with The Big Show, chokeslammed the Deadman through the ECW announce table!

You want my opinion about Taker and Khali and the Great American Bash? Ofcourse you do! And I believe somebody will rest……in…….peace…..

 Just not The Great Khali!

Okay so on WWE’s Monday Night Raw, DX makes an appearance that lasts a whole what 3 minutes? Vince and Shane just got done beating the holy hell out of Eugene! Who earlier in the night they poured Green paint on, and gave him a swirly! When DX comes down to the ramp. McMahon has the people in the back drop a net, which misses DX, making Vince look stupid! Eugene comes out of nowhere and rolls Vince up for the 3 count! Most people say haha DX made the McMahons looks stupid! I disagree.. Did DX run into the ring and kick Spirit Squad ass? Did they pedigree Vince or give Shane sweet chin music? No! They stayed at the top of the ramp and talked! TALKED! Shawn, Hunter, I’m sorry but it takes more than talking, stupid pranks, and playing dress up to impress this wrestling blogger! It’s a damn shame when the McMahons have been in a wrestling match but DX hasn’t seen in ring action in weeks! Well as far as putting the entertainment before the sports part of sports entertainment, I’ve got two words for ya, Changing channels! That’s right I thought the second W in WWE was WRESTLING! Well if I don’t see some soon I’ll be forced to blog on TNA full time! Vince, DX, WWE Raw, You guys don’t Suck “It” You just simply SUCK!

okay son United States Champion Bobby Lashley took on King Booker, in a steel cage! I gotta ask, why is Booker jobbing to some new punk like Lashley? He’s just another man with more muscles than brain! McMahon needs to lay off the roid poppers and look into the REAL wrestlers. Such as Mr. Kennedy!…..Kennedy! Oh and by the way if anyone ever interupts Kennedy announcing himself the winner like The Great Khali did, I’m switching channels! Speaking of Khali, where is The Undertaker? How much longer will Smackdown handicap itself? After Orton went to RAW and Angle went to ECW, Smackdown is running low on good wrestlers, maybe it’s because Mark Henry keeps injuring everyone! Chris O. says the future of Smackdown is on the shoulders of Mr Kennedy, Finlay, and the greatest commentator alive today, JBL. He may be a true American Hero, but I am a BLOGGING……….GOD!

TNA impact, the six sided circle, a place for young athletic wrestlers to show off their full potential! Something other wrestling brands are afraid to do. So TNA is in my opinion the best place for someone to get their shot in the wrestling business. A quick review of the show includes Team Canada defeating Chris Sabin and Jay Lethal. I loved it only because Showtime Eric Young not only refused to cheat, but on several occasions prevented his team from cheating. I guess he heard the saying cheaters never prosper, something the rest of Team Canada disagrees with. Meanwhile Team 3D picks up a hardcore victory over AMW, only to be taken out by Abyss, who will team up with the James Gang at Victory Road. Monty Brown was in action as well, but he quickly took the smile off of Norman Smiley with a devastating Pounce!

But the most shocking part of Impact was the TNA public meeting, where Jim Cornette booked several matches. First he has Larry Zybyszko going one on one with Raven at Victory Road! The Pay Per View will also have a #1 contender match for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship! Who are the four participants in the match? Captain Charisma Christian Cage, The man known as Sting, Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner, and the Samoan Submission Machine Samoa Joe. But before that, Christian Cage and Sting team up to take on Scott Steiner and Jeff Jarret. Can Sting and Christian Cage get on the same page? Chris O. says as of right now there not in the same book, hell they’re not even in the same library!

This week on the Sci Fi channel ECW started things off with 2 great ECW rebels in Sabu and Roadkill! I personally believe this to be equally as entertaining as the main event, and if you disagree, then you must of rode the bus with WWE’s Eugene. And I don’t know about you guys, but I never get tired of seeing Kelly take her clothes off. As far as random fat men in robes go, well let’s just all be grateful for men like the Sandman.. but in the end, it was Kurt Angle and Rob Van Dam who put on one of the best matches I’ve seen in recent memories.. RVD won the match with an impressive Five Star Frogsplash! And just like Styles says, nobody gets higher than Rob Van Dam! It’s a shame the night had to end with the Rated “R” Superstar spearing RVD in the middle of the ring. Things do not look good for Rob Van Dam, and in a triple threat match, he does not have to be pinned or made submit to lose the title. Be sure to tune in to WWE’s Saturday Night Main Event.

Edge made his presence felt during the main event this monday. Though on paper it was the WWE Champion Rob Van Dam vs John Cena, it was The Rated “R” Superstar who stole the show, as he cost Cena the title, and Speared RVD in the middle of the ring. Thanks to Edge, we will never know if Rob Van Dam would of found a way out of the STFU, or if Cena would have regained his title. Well atleast you all won’t, I’m Chris O. and I know everything.

Okay so it seems alot of people are excited over the DX reunion! Well let me tell you something, until I see X-Pac or the New Age Outlaws this ain’t DX! Hell I’ll even accept Chyna! the Has Been Kid and Stephanie McMahon’s baby’s Daddy is not DX! I personally hope The Spirit Squad beats the wanna be DX into oblivion. Old guys acting my age is not entertaining! Between Tatanka and Jim Duggan I think Vince is getting a little desperate! I am Chris O. and if your not seeing what I see, you need to get your vision checked!

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